Saturday, October 15, 2011

Tales from the 1st Grade: Did I really just say that?!

I have found myself saying things I never dreamed I'd say while teaching. Now that I have a student teacher she often looks at me and says, "Did you really just say.....". Here are a few recent examples:

"I'm sorry you have rocks growing in your eyes. Would you like to go to the nurse and get some magic eye wash to get rid of them?".

"You're wee wee is sticking?!? Do you want to go to the bathroom to take care of that?"

"Tissues were made for that, NOT fingers! Go get some hand gel!"

"Put your clothes back on...the RIGHT way!"

"You cannot STOMP on your friend's feet to make her shoes light up!"

"Please aim down so you don't splash on your friend's hand! Yuck!"