Sunday, August 31, 2008
I tried to make a quick trip in to Walmart yesterday. I only needed a few items and thought it was possible. I was zipping through my list and was walking briskly through the store when I'm approached by a little old lady pushing a cart full of toilet paper. She has a roll on a silver platter (no I'm not making this up). She says "have you tried the new charmin?". "No ma'am", I reply still moving. She says, "you should feel how soft it is". "Um, no thanks I'm not interested". So she picks the silver platter up (holding a roll of toilet paper) and puts it in front of me. "Just feel it, it's so soft". I really don't have any desire to "feel" your toilet paper! I finally give in and give a quick squeeze so she'll leave me alone! Nope, now she thinks I've felt it I surely must want some! NO!! I finally say "I like my toilet paper and have no desire to change brands, thanks!". Then I walk faster than she can keep up thinking "Did that really just happen?" and Did I really just say "I like my toilet paper" in the middle of Walmart! Good Grief!