Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Terrible Theology

Christ was the one “who gave himself for our sins” (Galatians 1:4). Or, as Peter put it, Christ “bore our sins in his own body on the tree” (1 Peter 2:24).


Debbie said...

Yeah, it's pretty bad. I was wondering if they were trying to speak to the unbelievers through that sign. Meaning, without Christ you have to bear your own sins. I don't know. I think they could've done a better job of communicating whatever point they're trying to get across. I don't think most people will "get it".

Debbie said...

Okay, I am sending these church bulletin bloopers to you. They are hilarious. I especially like the one about bringing a friend in a covered dish, preparing the crack and would love to see those two ladies in good running order.

The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug abuse.

"Correction: The following typo appeared in our last bulletin: 'Lunch will be gin at 12:15.' Please correct to read '12 noon.' "

Any church member over the age of 18 is invited to participate in this lay ministry program. It requires a minimal amount of training and time. The orientation will include six weekly classes of about 200 hours each Tuesday night.

The Seniors group will have a picnic Saturday. Each person is asked to bring a friend, a vegetable, or dessert in a covered dish. Meat and drinks will be furnished.

The last day of Vacation Bible School will include a field trip to the state game farm. We could use some additional volunteers to help preparing the lunch of sandwiches, potato chips, cheese, crack, and cool aid that morning.

Remember the youth department rummage sale for Summer Camp. We have a Gents three-speed bicycle, also two ladies for sale, in good running order.

Rachel said...

These are hilarious! Thanks for passing them along.